July 2009
8 posts
Man up!
A blind date took me to a basketball game and bragged about his new Cadillac with the ‘off-the-hook’ rims the whole time. Unfortunately, on the way home, his tricked-out car got a flat tire. He called AAA, but they told him they couldn’t come out for another hour and a half. Well, I just couldn’t take another minute with this dude—in addition to his boasting, he was also very touchy-feely with me...
I flushed myself in the toilet.
On a night out with my girls, I met a nice guy at the club. He seemed like the perfect gentleman: buying me drinks and dancing with me all night. He was a little rough around the edges, but it made him even sexier to me. We exchanged numbers and talked on the phone for a week before arranging to meet again in person. After a few oversize margaritas at a restaurant, it seemed like we were really...
I bet you this card won't work.
On one date, the guy suggested we go for dinner. When the waitress came with the bill, he gave her his credit card and then said to me, ‘It probably won’t work because it’s expired.’ He told me that he had a new card but hadn’t activated it yet. Right. Mind you, I’d already told him that I had just gotten laid off and was living off of unemployment and savings. The only alternative he suggested...
Self-employed means he's a drug dealer.
I met Tyrese while car shopping. We went on a few dates and he was pretty quiet about what he did but he did tell me that he was self employed in sales. I figured he must do pretty well, as he always dressed nice and drove a Benz. He was rather quiet over all, so I didn’t press the issue.
After date four he asked me if I would like to go back to his house and I agreed. A few blocks from...
Momma says to be home by ten.
Kyle was a co-worker of mine and we always had good conversation. After some encouraging from our co-workers we went on a date.
Kyle didn’t have a car so I agreed to pick him up. I show up at his house and he tells me that I have to meet his parents. A little odd, ok a lot odd but whatever. I impress his parents and we’re on our way out the door. It was then I hear, “Have my...
Pizza is Italian!
Sharell and I met in a music store at the mall. He was passing out CD’s with a crappy album cover. I told him I could design him a better one and we started talking. He told me he was signed to a label that didn’t spend much time on new artists album covers.
After some more talking he asked me on a date, and I agreed.
The night of the date, I was dressed casually in some jeans and a...
Did I mention that I live with my mum and that I'm...
I met this guy at Starbucks. There was only one table left with two chairs. He offered me the other chair and we started talking. After a bit, we exchange numbers and go on our way.
A week later he calls me and asked if I wanted to hang out. I agree and we set up a date.
The day of the day he calls me and asks if we could have a change of plans. Instead of going out, I agree to go to his...
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