Wednesday July 15, 2009 at 12:46

Did I mention that I live with my mum and that I’m grounded?

I met this guy at Starbucks. There was only one table left with two chairs. He offered me the other chair and we started talking. After a bit, we exchange numbers and go on our way.

A week later he calls me and asked if I wanted to hang out. I agree and we set up a date.

The day of the day he calls me and asks if we could have a change of plans. Instead of going out, I agree to go to his house. I end up driving to the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Literally between a corn field and a bean field.

I ask him why I had to drive there, he wasn’t sick and his car wasn’t broke. He tells me, “My mom grounded me.”

I was stunned into silence for a moment and then asked, “You are 21 right?”

He assures me he is, and then asked me why.

Oh I don’t know, maybe because your mom grounded you!

Obviously, there was no second date.


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