Did I mention that I live with my mum and that I’m grounded?
I met this guy at Starbucks. There was only one table left with two chairs. He offered me the other chair and we started talking. After a bit, we exchange numbers and go on our way.
A week later he calls me and asked if I wanted to hang out. I agree and we set up a date.
The day of the day he calls me and asks if we could have a change of plans. Instead of going out, I agree to go to his house. I end up driving to the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Literally between a corn field and a bean field.
I ask him why I had to drive there, he wasn’t sick and his car wasn’t broke. He tells me, “My mom grounded me.”
I was stunned into silence for a moment and then asked, “You are 21 right?”
He assures me he is, and then asked me why.
Oh I don’t know, maybe because your mom grounded you!
Obviously, there was no second date.
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